"I was either under qualified to work in the gaming industry or over qualified to work regular jobs"

This pretty young woman is named Carrianne Howard and she’s been campaigning fervently against the school she attended (the Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale) for giving her a ‘useless’ 70,000$ degree in video game design. Instead of an exciting career in the video game market she ended up as ogle candy for wanton strip club attendees. Read the rest of this entry »

StarCraft never looked so delicious

Don’t ask me how I ran into this yummy version of StarCraft II. You know how it is while internet browsing, first you’re looking for donkey porn and you end up looking up cake and StarCraft, yeah… that’s what happened. Anyway this is a shameless filler post, get it! FILLING! In all honesty though a review on StarCraft II from 60FPS is waaaay overdue. Meanwhile I figured I’d endulge our readers to some wholesome images of StarCraft pastries. Read the rest of this entry »

Look it! No hands!

Ever been playing a video game like Super Mario Bros. and wished you could sit on your hands, play bongos, or spank your monkey at the same time? Apparently a group of bored Texans at Waterloo Labs decided it’d be a great idea to design such a device to enable such a whim. Read the rest of this entry »

This is only a concept illustration but it is indeed a Space Invaders couch. This persistantly invasive piece of furnitare was thought and designed by Igor Chak. Read the rest of this entry »

Tricia Helfer lends her sultry voice to Zerg Queen, Kerrigan

Worth noting is Tricia Helfer who is starring as Kerrigan, Robert Clotworthy comes back as Jim Raynor and James Harper comes back as Arcturus Mengsk.

Below is a list of the more prominent voice actors among the 58+ used in StarCraft II: Read the rest of this entry »

Nooooooooooooooo! I wanna plaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

For any of you who had issues with the installer getting stuck at 1% or early on or not being able to finish the digital download 100% this is for you. Read the rest of this entry »

Choices, choices... should I get the Collector's Edition

To answer the question in the picture caption, hell yes! So like so many others I’m pretty psyched about the release of StarCraft II, this is a big day in video game history, yes indeed. Records will be broken, 14 year old kids will be in line with 30 year old veterans, and South Koreans will scream in extasy so loud that Kim Jong-il will think they’ve got their own nuclear program. However I’m not 14 years old now (the age I was when the first StarCraft was released) and responsibilities and life in general deny me of my right to vice like a sex deprived David Duchovny! Read the rest of this entry »

Pictured: Korea's god

StarCraft II. July 27. I need new pants.

This has got to be some of the best news I’ve heard in a long time… it’s a bucketful of awesome and depressing at the same time. 13 years later after the first StarCraft the sequel finally comes out and I see a new generation getting excited about this game and I can’t help but think “damn kids weren’t around when we hardcore gamers played the first one! We had to walk 15 kilometers through flocks of angry penguins just to get to play!” Read the rest of this entry »

Lady Mai | Photo: H.Bares

Greetings readers!

Last weekend was definitely an interesting one, for those of you who don’t  know I’m talking about Eros Galicia 2010 which celebrated it’s second visit in the city of A Coruña. For you english readers I’ll sum up it for by saying it’s an erotic (pR0N) festival that started last year in Galicia, Spain.

I couldn’t resist the urge to satiate my curiosity and just had to go to the event and meet some of the porn-stars as well as check out all the other festivities. It was one hell of an experience! Amidst all  thongs, muscles, leather, and curves galore… it dawned on me, (admit it, you thought it once too) “Do any of these curvaceous monuments made of flesh play videogames??” Obviously this became the biggest thought on my mind from the moment I went in to the second I got out, well that and scissors! *ahem* Anyway… More after the break!

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Kaboom! This last weekend was full of disasters: earthquakes, tsunamis, and PSN colapsing on itself causing millions of pre-pubescent PS3 players to scream out in agony, demanding retribution upon Sony. Apparently this was caused by an error in the eternal clock of the old PS3 systems affecting millions of systems. Read the rest of this entry »